Oil Burners Be Bitchin'

I hate oil. It's the bane of my life. Chin, nose, forehead. SHINEY SHINEY. Ick. Powder that shit out! N' what do we all wish we could do to things that we hate... yeah that's right... BURN THEM. BURN THEM WITH FIRE.

Mac Pro Longwear Paint Pot

The Mac Pro Longwear Paint Pots have been on my radar for a while. I'd heard good things, real good things, and them good things I dun' heard, well they be justified my loves...

Rimmel Salon Pro Nail Varnish

There's a million nail varnishes out there all claiming to be long wear, anti-chip or some new hi-shine formula but its seriously rare that anything ever delivers. Guess what though you little sparkly bastards... I've come across one that does!

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Muji - Thin Cotton Buds

Just a quick one for you lovely lot today. You know how cotton buds are like manna from heaven when it comes to sorting out eye make up, tiding up lipstick lines and cleaning up nail varnish mishaps but sometimes those little buggers aren't overly easy to handle...?

Orly Base Coat Nail Bonder

Listen up! There's a new base coat in town and it's SEXY. Ok it's not. Not really. It's just the name. All 50 shades of awful and shizzle (I haven't read it, I'd rather just watch porn). Aaaaanyway...

Tangle Teaser Time

Oh so hyped, oh so loved, oh so worth it? Erm… Kinda.

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Una Brennan - Tea Flower Deep Clean Pore Purifying Clay Mask

Lets not mess around here guys. I really bloody well like this stuff. Honestly. It's pretty wicked.