NOM : COURGETTE FRITTAS

Fritters... Frittoos... Fritatatatatas...

Hello, It's me...

Guess who's back, back again....

ROACCUTANE - MONTHS 4 & 5 - THE END

It's over. Finito. Fini. Done and done. No more. I'm officially off the Roaccutane.

Eucerin Replenishing Face Cream

OOOH DAT DRY SKIN.

Fuck off. Just fuck off. Dry skin screws everything up. A flakey face is no place for foundation. It crusts up and makes you look like a snake that's mid skin-shed. A decent base is necessary for any make up look and its really bloody hard to achieve if your blighted by cracked, sore, reddened cheeks and a peeling forehead. Blurgh.

ROACCUTANE - MONTH 4

Sup Homies. So, month's four and five are actually going to be lumped together due to slow progress aaaaand the death of a camera. I just wanted to keep you posted on the situation. So there ya go. Post will be up in March. In the mean time here's a lovely piccy of the tablets. Seems the hospital have a new supplier. Bit unnerving that. I mean I'm sure the content is the same and it's just pharmaceutical deal thing that means it cheaper or something but still... unsettling eh? Also the buggers are WAAAAAY harder to get out the packet. I've taken to using a craft scalpel to cut the fuckers out. 

HA! WORK BITCH. xxx

Jewellery 'Storage'

Just a quick little sumin' sumin' for you today pals. Ma Jewellery 'storage' arrangement....

PIXI - GLOW TONIC

PIXI GLOW. TRIXI FLOW. POOPY FARTY WINDY BLOW.

Ahem. Sorry. It's been one of those days...

DIY - Seasoning Spice Jars

It's aaaaaa' spicy meeeataaaballl! Ok, maybe not. These little jars of joy are actually home crafted seasonings. Jerk, BBQ and Cajun. Good right? 

STICK YOUR DICK IN THIS #8

Willy Bum Bum.

Neon & Moonstones

Guyz. I haz a problem....

Junk Food For Your Eyezballz.

Rom Coms. Chick Flicks. Netflix is littered with handsome chaps, awkward and kooky yet stunning women. The same story line dressed up in a new 'misunderstanding' that's resolved in some incredible and fabulously over the top way involving grand gestures and crossing countries.

Some of it is pure crap. Some of it is damned wicked. Most is, quite honestly, crap. Guilty pleasures if you will. You've likely at the very least heard of them all anyway but just in case I figured I'd shove a list up. This is not oscar winning cinema people, this is hormonal friendly, effortless binge viewing. Rubbish.

ROACCUTANE - MONTHS 2 & 3

Yo Yo Yo. So I know technically I should have posted month two in december. But guess what?! I DIDN'T. I am actually sorry. Sincerely. Shizzle got a little crazy in the run up to christmas. However I am now here! Updating yooooou, showing you pictures of my icky faaaace. YAY! I've combined months 2 and 3 as essentially nothing changed between them really... you'll see...

Mac - Brush Cleanser

I clean my make up brushes once a week, sometimes once every few days, to be honest it depends purely on how jam-packed my schedule it. It doesn't take all that long, and I honestly don't mind doing it, sometimes however I need a quick fix and that, my pals, is when a good ol' spot cleanse is the one!

STICK YOUR DICK IN THIS #7

ROACCUTANE - MONTH ONE

Some of you may have read > this post < in which I'm babbling on about my ongoing skin troubles. Well enough was enough and after years of trying everything else under the sun and months of waiting for appointments I've started a pretty scary journey that's hopefully going to result in some serious clean up action. If everyone could please give a warm welcome to my new bezzy mate... ROACCUTANE.

Cream Cheese Frosted Vanilla Chai Cup Cakes

S'up Muther Lickers! It's been freaking aaaaaages since I posted anything foody related on here (there's a whole bunch of my recipes over on Nouvelle Daily if you want to take a peek) but after my little couz requested my recipe for Chai Cupcakes I figured I'd post the bloody thing and share the yum to one and all. These cakes are really fucking awesome for fall/winter what with the light chai spice and creamy frosting, aaaaand you can go really cosy cute on the decoration too. Note : Best enjoyed with a proper good brew and a snuggle.

MIAMI BITCH

Hey Pals! Apologies for the lack of posts and what not but I was working my ass off in Miami. 

Much ass. Many titties. 

ASS. TITTIES. ASS n' TITTIES. 

xxx

 

Rimmel - Lasting Finish Lipstick by Kate Moss

I'm a bit shit with lipstick. It's the effort. Lip liner, touch ups, a need for a delicate hand. There's a lot of upkeep involved. Also...not being a person blessed with general grace and poise I'm likely to end up swiping my hand across my mouth and transferring the damned stuff onto my forehead or something stupid like that. However....

STICK YOUR DICK IN THIS #6

Soap & Glory - Supercat Carbon Black Extreme Eyeliner

Im shit at eyeliner. However I wear it pretty much everyday. What ya guna do eh?! Ha! So yeah... Any tool that might even vaguely help when it comes to trying to apply the shizzle I'm keen to give a go and the Supercat Carbon Black Extreme Eyeliner from Soap & Glory looked pretty promising...