NOM : COURGETTE FRITTAS

Fritters... Frittoos... Fritatatatatas...

Hello, It's me...

Guess who's back, back again....

ROACCUTANE - MONTHS 4 & 5 - THE END

It's over. Finito. Fini. Done and done. No more. I'm officially off the Roaccutane.

Eucerin Replenishing Face Cream

OOOH DAT DRY SKIN.

Fuck off. Just fuck off. Dry skin screws everything up. A flakey face is no place for foundation. It crusts up and makes you look like a snake that's mid skin-shed. A decent base is necessary for any make up look and its really bloody hard to achieve if your blighted by cracked, sore, reddened cheeks and a peeling forehead. Blurgh.

ROACCUTANE - MONTH 4

Sup Homies. So, month's four and five are actually going to be lumped together due to slow progress aaaaand the death of a camera. I just wanted to keep you posted on the situation. So there ya go. Post will be up in March. In the mean time here's a lovely piccy of the tablets. Seems the hospital have a new supplier. Bit unnerving that. I mean I'm sure the content is the same and it's just pharmaceutical deal thing that means it cheaper or something but still... unsettling eh? Also the buggers are WAAAAAY harder to get out the packet. I've taken to using a craft scalpel to cut the fuckers out. 

HA! WORK BITCH. xxx

Jewellery 'Storage'

Just a quick little sumin' sumin' for you today pals. Ma Jewellery 'storage' arrangement....

PIXI - GLOW TONIC

PIXI GLOW. TRIXI FLOW. POOPY FARTY WINDY BLOW.

Ahem. Sorry. It's been one of those days...

DIY - Seasoning Spice Jars

It's aaaaaa' spicy meeeataaaballl! Ok, maybe not. These little jars of joy are actually home crafted seasonings. Jerk, BBQ and Cajun. Good right? 

STICK YOUR DICK IN THIS #8

Willy Bum Bum.

Neon & Moonstones

Guyz. I haz a problem....

Junk Food For Your Eyezballz.

Rom Coms. Chick Flicks. Netflix is littered with handsome chaps, awkward and kooky yet stunning women. The same story line dressed up in a new 'misunderstanding' that's resolved in some incredible and fabulously over the top way involving grand gestures and crossing countries.

Some of it is pure crap. Some of it is damned wicked. Most is, quite honestly, crap. Guilty pleasures if you will. You've likely at the very least heard of them all anyway but just in case I figured I'd shove a list up. This is not oscar winning cinema people, this is hormonal friendly, effortless binge viewing. Rubbish.

ROACCUTANE - MONTHS 2 & 3

Yo Yo Yo. So I know technically I should have posted month two in december. But guess what?! I DIDN'T. I am actually sorry. Sincerely. Shizzle got a little crazy in the run up to christmas. However I am now here! Updating yooooou, showing you pictures of my icky faaaace. YAY! I've combined months 2 and 3 as essentially nothing changed between them really... you'll see...