Aussie - Miracle Dry Shampoo

CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES COME ON. T'is a dry shampoo that smells bloody fantastic aaaand actually works pretty darn well. WOOHOO!

Blistex Relief Cream

LADS LADS LADS. Listen up. ^^^^ That stuff up there. It's good. 

STICK YOUR DICK IN THIS #4

Aveeno - Daily Moisturising Lotion

I'm a moisturising whore. I mean... moisturiser whore? Moisturised whore? Whatever... I get about a bit when it comes to those products aimed at keeping my skin super smooth rather than scaled and flakey. I think, however, I've finally found a long term partner... Seriously, I'm guna put a ring on this shiz.

BRAIN BARFS #3

So recently my blog went down for around a week. It was all to do with a domain name thing and some technical issues with google.admin. I struck up rather lengthy dialogue with someone called David at google support whom lacked a sense of humour (he really didn't get me) and these useless, robotic like conversations often left me frustrated to the point of tears. Pair that with a particularly long and rather pressure filled week at work and you've got a recipe for one sensitive little soul. Extreme exhaustion and dealing with a fuck load of stress from all sides leaves you prone to tears, tantrums and irritability in the extreme (not to mention the odd involuntary nap attack). Now the blog is back up (I fixed it... yay me!) I figure I'd do a little post on a realisation i've come to in recent months, at times like this there's one really important thing to remember...

... IT'S NOT PERSONAL. 

FKA TWIGS

Weird. Sexy. Fuckin' Wicked.

This girl is my new absolute favourite. If you can call Twigs a girl. She's more like some sort of super human erotic creature of mystery. I love her. I want to be her. I want to live inside her songs and drift around in the smokey warm feverish sensuality of it all.

Listen. You'll see what I mean.

I mean fucking hell. Someone pass me a cigarette. xxx

Mac Mineralize Skin Finish - Soft & Gentle

Mac Mineralize Skinfinish in Soft & Gentle was one of the products that for months called to me from every blog, beauty column and Mac counter under the sun. It's a cult classic. It's renowned. It's caused waves throughout the beauty world and divided houses, cities, NATIONS. Ok. Maybe not. It's just pretty well known right?

...

Lets get down to business before I go off on a Shakespearian style ramble at you shall we...

Vichy Derma Blend Corrective Stick

Okie Dokie. So. Acne. Those of you regularly visiting this little slice of inter-pie know that it's pretty much the bane of my existence. Well.. acne and rogue red socks sneaking their way into whites washes.


I hate pink.



Anyway... I'm always on the look out for ways to mask the mess of marks over my cheeks, chin and forehead and Vichy's Derma Blend Corrective Stick looked like it might be right up my street...

BRAIN BARFS #2

When hormones are present it is advised that you shut the fuck up, sit still, avoid human contact and drink vast amounts of tea.

Unfortunately it is a well known fact that hormones will make you loose your mind, turn your remaining braincells into emotional molecules of mush and ensure that all reason, logic and sensible trains of thought are rejected in favour of self destructive behaviours and beliefs.

Oh and that they also instil within you a total inability to heed your own or others advice.

Wicked.

xxx